How come my dumb brother gets the cool lamp?

Author: AnonymousGreenTea

Date: July 19, 2001

So, what did you do today, you worthless lump?
Well, I watched TV and had lunch with my Mom, ...then, I watched TV some more. Oh, I did do my nails- thats something.
Really.
Well, yeah. I also... ate some Jelly Bellies.
Jesus tap-dancing Christ, you are hella-pathetic.
At least I didnt use the prefix 'hella'. Although I did write your lines, too.. crap.