I'M IN THE MAJORITY!!

Author: AnonymousGreenTea

Date: July 22, 2001

Hey, it's two seconds after midnight!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Let's go buy cigarettes and porn!
Here, a rose. Hey, you could buy a Penthouse at the gas station!
Tell you what, how about grab a random pack of cigarrettes and we eat some beef jerky.
Hey, now you can take me to the Porn Barn!
You're scaring me. Die.