not like it would have mattered

Author: AnonymousGreenTea

Date: September 6, 2001

I wonder if any of my friends are online. Maybe that kid with the talkin' and the awkwardness.
Maybe I'll actually connect to the internet on the forty-seventh try. Or maybe not. Bwahaha!
Maybe the penguin with the love and the missing.
Oh, gee, now that youre finally online, MSN gives you the finger. No chatting for you. *snicker*
not a new revelation
I have foiled you at every turn. I hope this reflects strongly on you self-esteem.
Oh, thats right. I have no friends.