Yay breaking the law

Author: AnonymousGreenTea

Date: March 15, 2002

I got a new job. I am a quasi-waitress now.
Did she really just say, "I dont get high all the time, just on weekends. And school nights."?!
So, yeah, will you buy my some smokes after work? Here's some money.
At the gas sation next to the hole where I work.
One.. um, hardpack of.. Camel Lights. Yeah, thats right.
I didnt card you the last two times you did this, but you look like a slob tonight, so whip out some ID.
The truth-talking computer comes from nowhere.
Why do I get a charge out of helping this little ass mite sin?
Because you are a loser, and you want her to like and/or need you. Or, rather, your ID.