I am computer literate... shit

Author: AnonymousGreenTea

Date: March 25, 2002

Thats right... take it like a bitch. Ooh, yeah. Take it all. Who's your daddy?
Mom may think youre just a machine, but I know what's going on.
Oh yeah, and whats that?
You wait until I reach some critical juncture in some important project and then you try your best to fuck me in the ass!
That doesnt help at all.
Well, if it helps, I wasn't originally aiming for your ass.
I hate my life.