maybe I am too desperate for friends

Author: AnonymousGreenTea

Date: April 22, 2002

This monkey is Wayne. This is the first time he has ever instigated socialness.
Hey, want to hang out for a while?
Sure. Sounds like fun.
Anon is pleased.
So, getting stoned the other night was fun.
Yeah. It really was.
Hey, guess what. A few hours ago, this random chick gave me head. She bit.
I see... well, then. I'll fake my way through some casualness, and remind myself that the oddness is why I like you. I think.