Down to Earth- Jarod the Subway Guy Visits an Old Memory

Author: Anonymous_artist

Date: April 13, 2004

Jarod the Subway guy makes a visit to a place where he no longer is meant to be in.
Welcome to Mcdonald's, how may I help you?
*Whispers* I'll have two of those #1 meals and a shake to go. Make it quick.
Hey, aren't you that guy from those Subway ads?
Shit! How did he see through my disguise? Surely I am not noticeable with this false beard and goatee!
Sir?
*Whispers* Listen to me kid! I got the money with me, grab the stash and meet me back behind the Jiffy Lube! I got to lay low, the media people are always watchin' me maaaannn...