Can Farts = Lovin?

Author: Anti-Hero

Date: April 21, 2001

by Anti-Hero
4-21-01
Farts can sometimes bring good luck
ARRRGGGG! Oh my god did that ever feel good, oh shit not again!
Like wow your pretty good at that
Never say the word ''Colon'' when trying to get some
Well I try my best
Look at me! My turn, ARRRAGGGGGGGG! They call me the colon cannon back home
If you stain your pants during a fart ''Run''
Maybe I should just fuck him so he will leave?
I hope this jacket is long enough to hide the huge stain that fart left