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by Anty
1-10-06
At a bar, two friends circle their prospects.
She's so checking me out dude, think I should?
Go for it, can't hurt to try can it?
And they find them...
Going in for the kill
So uhm... I love women who play hard to get... But what do I gotta do to get you to put out?

 

by Anty
1-10-06
Afterwords
So how'd it go?
Horribly...
Why?
Apparently she has a man, some omnipresent dude who she's accepted in her heart named 'God'. Wierd name and he sounds clingy.

 

by Anty
1-12-06
Ever been with a man strong enough to carry the sins of mankind?
.....
Damn. Someone say my name aloud, who's a guy gotta die for to get LAID around here?!

 

by Anty
1-27-06
Man... She's checkin' me out. I better go talk to her.
Just stay smoove.
Hey...Noticed you from across the bar, I'll buy you a drink?
I had way too much to drink. I better leave the Vodka alone from now on.

 

by Anty
1-29-06
I just get sooo tired of being hit on by men with cheesy pick up lines. Just once I wish I could meet a guy who knows how to treat a lady...
You must be tired, because you've been running in my mind alllll night long! Yeah!
*sigh*
Buy you a drink?
Okay!

 

by Anty
1-30-06
Oddly enough, I don't have anything witty to say. No cheesy pick up lines or nothing bashing religion.
It's alright, it's not even your fault that our writer's too busy doing more "important" things.
Yeah, like throwing cheesy pick up lines at school, who's this guy fooling anyway?

 

by Anty
2-07-06
You don't know anything about game old man! You couldn't pick up anyone's phone number. You don't even have a sense of style.
Watch and learn young man. Watch and learn.
Meanwhile...
Excuse me miss, that jerk over there wants me to come over here and pick you up. Instead, I was wondering if you could just write seven digits on a piece of paper so I can pretend I did.
That sounds doable. Here you go.
Afterwords...
You're totally the man! Teach me your ways of mackery o' wise one.
Old school's still got it.

 

by Anty
2-08-06
Thinking: Uh oh, they're with someone... Play it cool, play it cool.
"Excuse me... buy you a drink?"
Hunh?
Hunh?
I said I'll you a drink, handsome.

 

by Anty
2-09-06
Hello, saw you across the room.
Howdy.
You must be tired, because you've been running in my mind all night long...
Wow... It's true!
It is?!?!
Yeah, looking for an exit!

 

by Anty
2-28-06
What are you doing?
Playing a computer game.
What kinda computer game?
Just one where I'm this red headed guy running through this bar trying to pick up women.
But... Why can't you just go out and do that yourself?
Because there's a cheat where the women in this game go topless.

 

by Anty
3-14-06
Before we go does this shirt make me look fat?
Nah..

 

by Anty
3-15-06
Take it from me, girls like a guy with a good job. It means that they have security.
Well, what do you do for a living?
Me? I tell them that I'm a rocket surgeon.
...That actually works?
You wouldn't believe how many numbers I get.
You can get numbers, but are they real?

 

by Anty
3-21-06
Online Gaming/Dating.
Hey.
Uhh, hi.
You show me what's under that level 58 body of yours and I'll show you something special.
I'm a guy.
Wanna see anyway?

 

by Anty
3-22-06
Hey...
Uh... Hi sonny.
I like a woman with experience, so that makes you the sexiest woman alive.

 

by Anty
3-24-06
What's the matter with you? You look sad.
Yeah, I just found out my girlfriends pregnant. On top of that, it might not even be my child and I've been dripping white stuff when I goto the bathroom.
Look on the bright side, Daniel's still overpaying for his cable.
HA HA HA HA!

 

by Anty
5-14-06
So how was your date last night?
Well...
Everything started out fine until we started kissing. He'd go: 'oh baby, I'm kissing your neck' then he'd start kissing it and it just got stranger.
So then what did you do?
I told him, 'oh baby, you're freakin' me out' then I ditched him.

 

by Anty
6-10-06
So, I figured out why "Anthony", the creator of this little strip of ours has been up to this past month.
What's that?
Finals week.
But wasn't that at the START of May?!
...Yeah, it was.

 

by Anty
6-10-06
Why do most men never call when they say they will?
Great wiseman, I met this lady yesterday. She gave me her phone number.
Give them to me please.
Here, please take it.
Go through the Mountain of Murder, Rampaging River, Cave of Unknown Carnivores and enter the Forest of Insanity until you meet the creature that slowly tortures until wish of death.
And then I will find the answer I seek?! Thanks I'll get right to it!!!!!
Anyone can see that I'm actually doing this to make the human race stronger...

 

by Anty
6-10-06
Why do men take so long calling women after they meet?
Great wiseman, I met this lady yesterday. She gave me her phone number. When do I call her?
Please, give me the paper she gave you.
Here, please take it.
Go through the Mountain of Murder, Rampaging River, Cave of Unknown Carnivores and enter the Forest of Insanity until you meet the creature that tortures until wish of death and then...
And then I'll find the answer I seek?!?! I'm right on it!
.... ... Anyone can see that I'm actually doing this to make the human race stronger.

 

by Anty
8-14-06
They always talk about women with shopping, but let me tell you something.
Never wait on a man in a video game store.
Don't think I'll have that problem.

 

by Anty
9-17-06
I ran into your old high school flame. She was looking hot.
Really? Did you tell her I worked here?
Nope. That's called cock-blocking 101.

 

by Anty
9-21-06
What's happening?
I got my bankstatement yesterday. Apperently I owe my bank in overdraft fees.
Damn... You know you have a ghetto bank when they're robbing you.

 

by Anty
1-19-07
Oh man, I don't think I'll ever understand women. It's like they'll tell me how they feel about me but act differently.
Talking with you, I think I understand why women are the way they are.
Shoot.
Because you have to read beneath the surfaces of their words and actions; women therefor are really ninjas - the entire sex.
That does explains a lot.

 

by Anty
1-21-07
I met a girl the other day. We started talkin'..
Then what happened?
She told me that I was everything that she looks for in a man and that I'm the type she'd like to settle down with.
Wow, nice, did you ask her out?
Yeah, and she said no.

 

by Anty
1-31-07
I can't use the bow of Rindar because I can't charm one of the towns women.
Then use the ring of the bard, it gives you 50+ points in charisma.
If only that ring was real.

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