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by Anzai_Neko
6-14-02
Man, that dog is sexy!
Like, woof... and stuff.
AAH! That's not a dog! It's a homicidal demonic stick man!
I told you not to ogle any more dogs.
Dude, shut up.

 

by Anzai_Neko
6-14-02
Uh, did you know you've been standing here for 96 days?
... Legolas isn't coming, is he?
Gee. What gave you that idea?

 

by Anzai_Neko
6-14-02
Auditions for new and unusual denizens begin...
So, what are your qualifications?
Well, I've got a degree in chemistry, I'm thorougly deranged...
... and I have flawless oral hygiene!
... next.
... Fiddlesticks.

 

by Anzai_Neko
6-14-02
Name?
Jumbo.
Special Attack?
I can shoot peanuts out of my nose!
You know, I know the number of a lovely Zoo...
*BEEP* you, pal.

 

by Anzai_Neko
6-14-02
What the hell are you?!
I'm the magical S&M bunny.
I see... and your qualifications are... wait, I don't even want to know. Get the hell away from me.
Maybe if I just look the other way, this will all turn out to be some sick, twisted nightmare. Yeah, that's it.
But you promised me nude photos of Alucard!

 

by Anzai_Neko
6-15-02
Gustaff Proves Just How Much of an FFXI Slut He Really Is...
Hey, guess what, Gus! I just got a letter that says they're postponing the release of FFXI till August 2007.
WHAT?!
Yup. You heard me, dude...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HA HA! Just ki-- oh, poo.

 

by Anzai_Neko
6-15-02
IRC tries his hand at becoming a Castlevania Denizen.
Name?
Inraged Cow.
Qualifications?
I can shoot milk out of my udder at very high speeds. Ah yes, and I'm Inraged.
....Excellent. You wait right here while I go and get my fork...
*ulp*

 

by Anzai_Neko
6-18-02
Guess what, Ren! The new Castlevania is coming out in Japan! You think I should import it?
Gus, it'll be in Kanji! You won't understand a damn word of it. Besides, it's coming out HERE in August! Can't you wait two bloody months for it to be in english? Why waste your money like that?

 

by Anzai_Neko
6-18-02
Guess what, Ren! The new Castlevania is coming out in Japan! You think I should import it?
Gus, it'll be in Kanji! You won't understand a damn word of it. Besides, it's coming out HERE in August! Can't you wait two bloody months for it to be in english? Why waste your money like that?
But.... but... it's CASTLEVANIA! I've gotta have it NOOOOW! I'm a consumer whore, you know I can't wait...
...
Ow.
Oh God, if I have to listen to this for another two months... AGH!

 

by Anzai_Neko
7-18-02
Hey Ren, my import copy of Castlevania White Night Concerto came in today! Whoo!
WHAT?!?! How could you waste your money on that! You couldn't wait two damn months! You stupid consumer whore! I don't believe you!!!
...
Grr...
... It has Juste's original Japanese voice in it.
REALLY?! GIMME!!!

 

by Anzai_Neko
9-20-02
Hi! I am a cute defenseless Japanese schoolgirl! Hee hee! ^_~
I am an eeeevil giant robot and I will now destroy you all! RAR! *bleep*
You fool! Didn't you know that in anime, girls ALWAYS kick large amount of ass while delivering a ton of panty shots for the drooling fanboys?
AAH! Magical Girl powers!

 

by Anzai_Neko
9-20-02
Hi! I am a cute defenseless Japanese schoolgirl! Hee hee! ^_~
I am an eeeevil giant robot and I will now destroy you all! RAR! *bleep*
You fool! Didn't you know that in anime, girls ALWAYS kick large amount of ass while delivering a ton of panty shots for the drooling fanboys?
AAH! Noooo! Magical Girl Powers!
Take THIS,evil giant robot! Feel the power of love and justice!
Please, not my groin! ;_;

 

by Anzai_Neko
4-17-03
Dude, I just had the strangest dream!
... maybe I should have checked the expiry date on that mayonnaise.

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