Modern mean man V.S. Shakespeare 1

Author: ApacheROSEpeacock

Date: October 15, 2003

If Shakespeare and a modern day asshole got into a fight...
YOU SUCK!!!
Thou pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie!!!
HUH???
Thou dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole!!!
Wha??
Thou puking knotty-pated malt-worm!!!