Modern mean man V.S. Shakespeare 2

Author: ApacheROSEpeacock

Date: October 15, 2003

The modern day asshole would get all confused and stuff...
HUH!!???
Thou loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig!
What the hell are you talking about???!
THOU!!
...and Shakespeare would win...
WTF!!??
HAHAHAHA!!! I WIN!