jesus calls his mom

Author: Arab_On_RadaR

Date: November 24, 2001

by Arab_On_RadaR
11-24-01
yeah, HEY MA... I NEED A NEW TV
what? I can barely hear you!
ah shit ma... YOU KNOW MY HANDS ARE NAILED TO THE CROSS!!! I CAN'T PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE!!!
GODDAMNIT SON!!! YOU'RE THE SON OF GOD! YOU'RE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!
yeah... sorry ma.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT... NOW WHAT ABOUT YOUR TV?!?!