The first one. (A.K.A In the begining: There was sucking!)

Author: Aramis_Blade

Date: December 13, 2004

by Aramis_Blade
12-13-04
You there! I, the mighty boorite wil not smite you...with my mind! Oooh!
Hold on a second....it's warming up. Don't go anywhere.
Come back soon....he won't come back...
I'm going to go get a snack...