Not really funny, just made to offend.

Author: Arbusto_en_flameos

Date: January 22, 2003

A crazy gun toting Christian is transported back the the time of the Romans
Hey! look! It's Jesus!
Actually, I'm not Jesus. My name is Lucius, I am a slave revolutionary.
Yes, you are! You are on a cross! You must be Jesus! Jesus suffered and died on the cross for my sins!
Actually no, I know that ass-viking, as far as I know, he is back in Gaza smoking opium and tossing Judas' salad.
Actually, no, that's not entirely true, Judas betrayed Jesus when he started fucking John the Baptist.