Press Secretary Ari Fleischer holds a press conference on behalf of President Bush
President Bush compared the situation in Iraq to a a rerun of a bad movie earlier this week.
He has told me to annouce that the new war is also going to be like a movie. He stated that "It's going to be like a gay porn, we are going to fuck them A-rabs up the ass!"
Well, it looks like Bush managed to alienate gays and arabians in the same sentence. All he has left to offend are the blacks...
Senator Lott wouldn't allow it, he'd be cutting in on his action!
