Inferno Part I

Author: Arbusto_en_flameos

Date: January 23, 2003

Kevin's Inferno
Hi, Kevin. It's me, Douglas Adams, I am here to guide you through hell, and up through purgatory, so you can reunite with your lover in heaven.
Holy shit! You know, Douglas you were/are my favorite author. I have to ask though, why are you a robot?
Well, you remember Marvin right, well I was transformed into him as my punishment.
Oh, for being an Atheist?
No, actually for being British. God has some horrible vendetta against the British.
Well, I have to say I can't blame him. I feel the same way everytime my sister sings the Spice Girls and everytime Ab Fab is on TV and...