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by ArchareonII
1-03-04
AOL lackey reporting for orders
Good to see you soldier, the little dancing yellow guy sends his regards
Reporting for orders... can i have them? or are you gonna talk about stupid shit all day?
Well, to save your and your friends's asses i would rather Procrastinate... but if you insist..
Oh crap...
Ypur target is the dumbass bot who is in charge of sending registration emails at Stripcreator, we wont lie to you, you arent expeted to come back...

 

by ArchareonII
1-03-04
Sir, the menace has been defeated, but a new one is on the horizon... Okay
Good work soldier, what is this new threat, is it horrible?
Yes sir, its terrible, its Okay
Is it terrible or OK?
Idiot
are you okay?

 

by ArchareonII
1-05-04
What zee hell is dis? we have to get the fingerprints when we enter america now?
Alright, just calm down young lady, mmm k? just press your finger to the button, and if you arent an american hating miscreant you'll get into to our wonderful country...
What in zah hell iz dis shit? yoo think im on some Jihad or something?
Jesus H. Christ, Calm down, stop threatening our wonderful country, thats it, im calling in for backup
SHIT
WE ARE SENDING IN A NEGOTIATOR, REMAIN CALM, WE DO NOT WANT TO HURT YOU (prepare the Mustard gas Jonesy)

 

by ArchareonII
1-08-04
OK, its 5, and the nights still young, time to type in random websites...
First website, www.jell-o.com
Haha, jell-o, it wiggles...
Where the hell have you been all night?
Ssh, jell-o, it wiggles, and dances, all night long.

 

by ArchareonII
1-08-04
Early space tests
Monkey, we want to congratulate you on being the first simian in space
ah ah ah hoo hoo hababa? (not the first living thing?)
Well, there was that dog...
ooga ooga hoo hoo screech!? (Where is this dog!?)
Same place you'll be in about 15 seconds, breakup on reentry in T-Minus 10...9...8...

 

by ArchareonII
1-09-04
Archareon: Teach me howto sing
SmarterChild: No.
Archareon: Teach me howto sing
SmarterChild: I dont think im comfortable with that.
Archareon: Why?
SmarterChild: Just because.

 

by ArchareonII
1-09-04
65 million years ago
Jolly fine day, wouldnt you say?
Yep, too bad that nasty Triceratops keeps going on about our imminent doom, who cares if theres a new star in the sky?
Whats that sound?
Mother of God
10 seconds later
I told you, I told you all!
Oh shut up!

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