Sad Bob hates himself.

Author: Arkaine

Date: February 7, 2003

by Arkaine
2-07-03
One night, Ky the aimless was wandering the night aimlessly when she found Sad Bob in a trash can.
Hey Sad Bob, whats up?
Oh nothing... i'm just hoping some bum will light this trash can on fire and use me for warmth.
How about I use you for warmth? With the fire in your heart!
Huh...? What are you trying to say?
I LOVE YOU SAD BOB!!
Someone, please help me, I got an extra hammer.