A True, Real-Life Story Based On Real True-Life Events.

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: November 19, 2002

by ArtemisStrong
11-19-02
Oh yes... so today, I got a form letter informing me that I was no longer being considered for a place in the grocery department of my local supermarket. Y'know... the guy who sprays the carrots?
Which is good. I know I'm better than that. Just means I'm over-qualified. That's actually the response I was looking for. Really bolsters my self-image.
So.. uhmm... does anyone have any pre-tied nooses availbale on eBay? Maybe some razors?... A screwdriver? Anything...