They Liked What They Heard.

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: December 8, 2002

by ArtemisStrong
12-08-02
The man in the maroon suit finally speaks up.
I called you all here today to announce my retirement from pro-mud wrestling.
But due to immense social anxiety, he cannot get close enough to the ear-straining crowd, and henceforth the microphones.
And I would just like to say it was my great pleasure to entertain America all these years.
So only every few words were audible... Sad.
I--ca-n--give--o--r--al--pleasure--to--all