All I Know Is, The Comedy Is Dead.

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: January 3, 2003

by ArtemisStrong
1-03-03
I am on the surface of the moon. The rotor turbine lays at my feet. Cornholing is still ten seconds away.
I tried to generate gravitons yesterday to no avail.
It is April, 1979. I am taking a leak behind a bar in New Orleans. A-HA will not release "Take On Me" for another five years and six months.
How does he get out of the comicbook, anyway?
*fssssss*
It is 2003. I am on the surface on the moon. I am ten minutes away from applying soothing lotion to my sphincter.
Hello, Tobor.
RARR!! TOBOR MAD! TOBOR CORNHOLE!!!!