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I am on the surface of the moon. The rotor turbine lays at my feet. Cornholing is still ten seconds away.
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| I tried to generate gravitons yesterday to no avail. | |
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It is April, 1979. I am taking a leak behind a bar in New Orleans. A-HA will not release "Take On Me" for another five years and six months.
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| How does he get out of the comicbook, anyway? | |
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It is 2003. I am on the surface on the moon. I am ten minutes away from applying soothing lotion to my sphincter.
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| RARR!! TOBOR MAD! TOBOR CORNHOLE!!!! | |
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