Ripping Off #95965

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: March 7, 2003

by ArtemisStrong
3-07-03
Early in 2001:
This site's pretty nifty and all. So what's donating all about? Why would I want to donate to a free website?
Uh... Well... There are some exclusive fringe benefits donors can... uhh... take advantage of...
Tired of having your genitals rubbing against the inside of your underwear? Is applying cream a complete pain in the....
cough* You need new "CLOWN_CUPS", that's right, for $10 a month you can have a clown cup your testicles all day, while you get on with life!
Where the fuck do I sign up, man!
I'm gonna be rolling in the
BL!NG-BL!NG$ if everyone loves gay clowns as much as this drunk does!