Trademark Infringement Theatre.

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: March 9, 2003

by ArtemisStrong
3-09-03
So, what can I do for you, lil fella'?
Well, I'm not sure exactly. I was hoping you'd be able to tell me that. You see, I need help assimilating to your culture.
Well, we might have some books on assimilation. The computer look-up is located near the back.
Books? Computer look-up? What is this, self-service social services?
Heh, dude, this is the library. How could you be so far off- Wait, did Firefly bring you here? That CRAZY BASTARD!