Kajun's Drunk In This Scene, But You'd Never Know It.

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: April 12, 2003

by ArtemisStrong
4-12-03
Wow, Boorite, NEW "Stripcreator Garlic-Pistachio" non-alcoholic hard lemon iced tea is amazing! Amazing like a vaginal fart!
Damn straight, choob- eurm, Kajun! They also come in 2 (two) new collector's designs of your choice: Bear OR Moose design!!!!11
Totally rocking! I never knew I could have such a fun time not being drunk!
Yah, Kajun, and every bottle is hand squeezed from Brad's used thongs by underaged Somalians!
Underaged Somalians! Thank God Brad's not a pederast!
Speaking of pederasty, want to go visit the factory, my lecherous compatriot?!!! :)