Clue: Drunken Glasgow Edition!

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: April 21, 2003

by ArtemisStrong
4-21-03
Kajun killed him in the bathroom with the haggis.
You made me spill my beer, you wang! Well, enjoy death, you fucking chum-mopper!
Geniu$ killed him in the Turkish Bath with the Tin-Tin Collection Hardcover©.
I said use CANOLA oil, NOT Crisco!
ChoobyChooby killed him in the fluffernutter with the fuzzy pink dice.
Shoulda' worn your anti-fuzzypinkdice helmet. *Chooby escapes through a secret exit.