The Beard Offered No Consolation.

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: November 5, 2003

by ArtemisStrong
11-05-03
Mayest I turn from the ramparts of evil and lay my soul 'pon the altar of sanctity.
How shalt thou doest this, Big Evil One (being so evil and big and such)?
Verily, I shalt dedicate mine life to the fruitful bounty of joy that public service and cheritable labour promise, my pantsless acolyte.
Oh. Good show, then. Mayest you... do the stuff... which is nice and all...
*Wanders off to cruise for aged whores.
Some time later...