Can An Extraterrestial God Even GROW A Beard?

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: December 20, 2003

by ArtemisStrong
12-20-03
Well, foul human usurper?
Let's go over this again: Barn-raising involves a lot more raising of barns and a lot, a LOT, less disembowelling innocents.
I'm a Deep One, foolish mortal. Human flesh is to me like a pinata filled with corn chowder is to an eight-year-old reveller.
Well, if you want to do this right, you're gonna have to listen to me. 'Kay?
You're making me eldritch. You wouldn't like me when I'm eldritch.
What the hell is an eldri- Hey! Stop vivisecting my abdomen!