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| Diaper rash is so unappealing on a first date. That chick wont ever see me again, I fortell. | |
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| You lack the lotion of perfection. | |
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| Maybe I should only deal with pederasts. They must get a fetishistic thrill out of the whole mess downstairs. | |
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| Maybe I just need to potty-train you. | |
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| Well... it would be kinda' nice not to reek of the overpowering stink of raw dog shit. | |
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| Then it's a deal. You crap in the lawn from now on, and I can become a pederast! | |
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