It's Gettin' Downright Funky.

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: January 8, 2004

by ArtemisStrong
1-08-04
How's it goin', my little darling?
My fur is caked with bowel movements. Otherwise, just dandy.
It's just an aiming thing. I think I gotta' book by Spock on this. I'll be right back and we can work all this out.
Ok, but do hurry, I think I'm starting to like the smell!
Several long moments later...
Ok, I'll be Kirk, you'll be Sulu. Now strap it on and make me a man!