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| If I knew in advance that by "Exclusive Three-Night Party Getaway Extravaganza" that you meant hiding out in a dank cave, I never would have come. | |
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| And had I knew in advance that your diet consisted entirely of artichoke hearts and cranberry juice I would never have invited you. Can you pass the Lysol Vanilla Deodorizing Spray? | |
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| The murk is thick with anquilla rostratas. Would you happen to have a trotline handy? | |
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| No, but I have some Robitussin... | |
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| FREAKY FAR-OUT! SCREW THOSE LONG, SLIMY MUSCULAR PESTS! I JUST WANNA' PARTY! | |
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| I DREW A 15-FOOT MURAL DEPICTING LIZARDS EMERGING FROM AN ESCHERESQUE SPHERE! I THINK I'LL WRITE A SONNET ABOUT IT! | |
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