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| I was seriously considering becoming an orthodox monk a second ago there. | |
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| And what's holding you back? Your undying love of human companionship? | |
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| No, for to be a monk means to be "apart from everything, yet united with everything". | |
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| So this relunctance has more to do with your undying love of Fritos? | |
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| That, and a deep disregard for all that it means to be a monk. | |
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| I wholeheartedly support your complete shallowness and uncompromising lack of transcendence. | |
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