He Likes The Terri-Cloth Robes Dealie, Though.

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: January 29, 2004

by ArtemisStrong
1-29-04
I was seriously considering becoming an orthodox monk a second ago there.
And what's holding you back? Your undying love of human companionship?
No, for to be a monk means to be "apart from everything, yet united with everything".
So this relunctance has more to do with your undying love of Fritos?
That, and a deep disregard for all that it means to be a monk.
I wholeheartedly support your complete shallowness and uncompromising lack of transcendence.