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| If this is a Greyhound station then where are all the guys trying to sell me tee-shirts and knives? | |
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| No, shut up, I have something to tell you. I'm not getting the abortion. | |
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| I thought we already went over all this. That load of poop in your diaper is not a litter of offspring. It's just doody, like the word "poop" implies. | |
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| Tori says her songs are HER children. Why can't I cherish MY one creative output likewise? | |
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| Man, if crapping is artistic expression, I think I just left a Monet on the Men's room floor a moment ago. | |
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| That is a clear violation of Chapter 156 of the city's code. But I grant you immunity from prosecution due to the overwhelming circumstances (the Gordita Baja® you ate earlier) surrounding the case. | |
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