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For A Good First Date Movie, Nothing Can Beat "Happiness" on DVD.
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| The box said there's like 30 minutes of previously deleted creepiness. | |
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On a First Date, Avoid Public Well-Lit Places. The Inside Of Your Deadbolted "Rec Room" is a good way to go.
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| It smells funny in here. And why is the floor sticky? | |
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| Sssh... Please, could you artfully pose bent over that chemical sink? My art needs to breathe! | |
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Common First Date Blunder? Not Going For The Snatch In Ten Minutes! Nothing Says "I respect you" As Well As Ham-handed, Graceless Groping.
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| Don't mind my clumsy hands, baby. You're in the grip of a true professional. | |
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| Then why does it feel more like my clitoris is clenched in a vice? | |
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