Zip Zap Zom! Jumbo-Sized Street-Tramp Tomfoolery!

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: January 2, 2005

by ArtemisStrong
1-02-05
Oh, my son! My son, his life so soon ended!
Oh my poor son, shot down so young in his youth. Ripped from this mortal coil and he hadn't even tasted poontang! Oh my poor wretched dead son!
What the frig are you going on about, Dad? I'm right the fuck-
Shutup with that shit right now, it's rush hour! I'm trying to drum up business! Go back to your corner. And try pissin' your pants like I told ya'!
Okay, but next time we're switching posts! My kidneys can't take much more strain.