The New Fun Vagrant Double-Sized!

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: January 28, 2005

by ArtemisStrong
1-28-05
You will give me a cigarette.
Sorry, don't smoke.
You will go to the store across the street and buy me a pack of Lucky Strikes.
Dude, I aint buying your hobo-ass any cigarettes! Now back the hell off, you smelly drunk!
Dad, I wont tell you again -
You do NOT have Force powers.
You will can that shit right now, mister. You will go scrounge up some change to buy Daddy a beer. You will do all this or get beat down.