Nome De Fumes

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: September 10, 2005

by ArtemisStrong
9-10-05
My co-workers call me "Boy", "Junior", "Kid", "Sonny" and "Young One".
And they've named me "Curly", "Big Guy", "Dinglefritz", "Skippy", "Kiddo" and "Wingnut".
But I've never been called "Blessed Child Of The Holy Sun That Lights The Path Of The True And Bold".
Ok, I've never been called those other things either. I live in a condemned shoe factory ten miles out of town and eat squirrels.