Like The Matrix 2, but in a store.

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: September 26, 2005

by ArtemisStrong
9-26-05
Today on the bus a 14 or 15 year old boy boarded and I thought, "Damn, he's got a cute face." Does that make me gay?
No, Will, it makes you a pederast.
Oh, phew!
I'm relieved because I don't like gay people.