Unfortunately-Timed Pause Girlfriend.

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: November 27, 2005

by ArtemisStrong
11-27-05
So, if we're gonna' move in together, I expect you to help out. I'll take it as a sign of your commitment.
Oh, sure babe, no problem. What do you expect from me?
Well it'd be nice if you split half the rent...
Oh, honey, I can do that!
... of my mom's, brother's and aunts' apartments as well as ours. Wow, you are such a sweetheart!
I love you too.