Checks and Balances 4: The Girls Of South Beach

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: March 14, 2006

by ArtemisStrong
3-14-06
Chief Of Police Clustërfukk must now talk to a journalist on the scene and explain this all away.
... an this one time, my friend got this huge novelty party cake, right? Y'know how like strippers come in them an' shit? Well, he gets in it an-
Y'know this was a lonely, fragile, innocent, obese, goth rock obsessed girl who was murdered today, right?
Right... So what happened with the party cake?