Mushrooms

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: April 7, 2015

by ArtemisStrong
4-07-15
Rudely interrupted while trying to update his LinkedIn profile, Artemis discovers a cowboy bearing gifts at his front door.
What's that you got there, pardner?
A sack of mushrooms. Wanna get fucked up?
Good stuff? I mean, like quality drugs? Quality "magic" mushrooms. I mean, are they of a high grade? Are these good drugs, is what I'm asking.
I found them in a Domino's Pizza dumpster last week.
That
sounds
wrong.
You're right! CORRECTION:
I found them in a Domino's dumpster last week.