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| BitCo. Customer Support, how may we help you today? | |
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| I accidentally tokenized my penis, and I need access to it again like right now. | |
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| I would love to, but only the owner of the associated blockchain key can access your penis currently. | |
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| Well, can you at least tell me who has it? | |
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| Yes, just one moment and let me see... Ah, here: "EvangeLionsManePussy". They currently have it up on the marketplace going for... 2 grand. | |
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| Welp, I HAVE to jagoff... Wonder if I could trade them my taint and/or anus? | |
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