Cool Jesus Vs. Whiny Jesus

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: October 27, 2002

by ArtemisStrong
10-27-02
Oof. I know he's gonna go to town with this one.. but I really got to know...
Dude? What's wrong? You have that dopey look on your face like you want to ask me something.
Well, yeah. I was kinda' wondering... and don't make fun of me.. but. Does this loincloth make me look fat?
Shit man, you must think real lowly of me. Is that all I am to you, just some sort of agitator?
Boy, you're exceptionally surly this morning.
Yeah, well you try hanging from holes driven through your palms all day and see how chipper you are. ... uh... oh...