Bench Squirrels

Author: Artymus

Date: March 30, 2007

by Artymus
3-30-07
Dude, earlier today this voice came from the sky and spoke to me.
What did it say?
It said he was God! So I dropped to my knees and screamed "Oh lord, we are so troubled here, can you give us your infinite wisdom?"
...and what did he say?
There was a pause for a moment and I figured I was having a flashback; but then his thunderous voice arose and said "WEAR YOUR SEATBELT!"
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