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Hey! It's me, Asymptotic Notation. What are you doing, anyways?
Shh. Videogames.
Well, I'm leaving. My Scandinavian fanboys await me.
You mean the ones who chase you like you're the Beatles or something?
Yeah.
Why do you run? It seems kind of pointless...

 

Wait.. why do I run from them?
I don't know.. you don't speak Norwegian, Danish, Finnish, or Swedish?
Translations: Asymptotic Notation- I speak Norwegian. Lys- Yes, but only in Oslo!
Jeg snakket norsk.
Ja, men bare i Oslo!
Well.. that was an interesting interlude...
My level 20 white mage blasts you with a fireball. Owned.

 

Hey Asymptotic Notation.
Do I know you?
I'm Lys. You know? I just came back from a Dungeons and Dragons game.
Well I must be off hastily. Fanboys approach.
Aha! She must have been this way!
You might find her hiding in that country from her Scandinavian fanboys.. one of the Scandinavian countries, I think it was.

 

"It's important to take responsibility for your own body, and take responsibility for your children. Not by denying the child different things, but by raising the child in a reasonable way...
,the heathen way. And at least by fighting for your child to grow up in a healthy culture, instead of the Jewish-Christian whore culture. Our forefathers were too brainwashed to realize this...
quote from page 9 of Vargsmål by Varg Vikernes
(anti)culture's misanthropy."
I thought the whole Norwegian Black Metal thing was about misanthropy?
to be continued...
When will you people learn that just because I was associated with that before, I don't necessarily follow it now. It's dead anyways.
Aw, lighten up Varg..

 

I hate the Jews.
Dude. What the hell are you talking about?
You know what? I have no idea.
I think prison has gotten to you, Varg.
note: Burzum was Varg's band.
I hate the Jews.
This reminds me of the time my Burzum record was skipping..

 

translation: Scandinavian fanboy: Yes, yes. I live in Norway.
After extensive research I have found that Asymptotic Notation is hiding in a Norwegian prison
Ja, ja. Jeg bor i Norge.
Meanwhile...
So, Asymptotic Notation, what are you in for?
...
I'm hiding from fanboys.
You mean all those fanboys outside the prison walls?

 

Asymptotic Notation, we can't hold them off much longer!
Ehh.. You're not shooting them, are you?
a gunshot sounds in the distance
What would make you think that?
I don't know.. maybe the gun in your hands?
translation: Varg is the darkness.
Varg er mørket

 

Aha! There she is!
Ehh.. who?
When, oh when will I win her affections?
Euhh.. Do you need some advice?
Yes.
Please stop following me.

 

Why are you in my house?
Euhh.. I be.. telephone repairman, ja ja.
I don't have a telephone.
Err. I mean the internet.
You're not Scandinavian, are you?
Nei, nei! I am not the Scandinavia!

 

Hello can you direct me to the morketlysetargenblargen?
Ja, ja. It is right in the Eplegaret section which is next to the Ikea caférestauranteatplace.
No.. that's not it. That's the lysethvisostar.
No! that's not it either! It's the hebenglobenisketikkar. When will my quest for a morketlysetargenblargen end!

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