Serial Killers Need Salvation, Too

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: May 6, 2003

by AtheistDiary
5-06-03
I am the Lord God, your Father in Heaven and Your Key to Eternal Salvation. I can take on any form which pleases you so that you may welcome me into your heart.
hmmm... ok, how about a big floating ass-raped Yahoo Serious head?
Dude, lighten up. I was just fuckin' kidding.
I'm just glad you didn't go with your original thought of Elvis in a pair of blue suede spandex!