Grand Theft Auto 4: Lawsuit City

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: October 11, 2003

by AtheistDiary
10-11-03
Your honor, my clients would like to sue this company who produces a popular best selling video game because their kids went out and shot up a bunch of people after playing it.
We move that the game inspires violence and causes children to kill.
What about the thousands of rational people who play the game every year & don't commit these violent acts in real life? Are you essentially saying that your clients, and their children, are idiots?
Shit, I was hoping he wasn't going to ask that.
CASE DISMISSED!