Beam Me Up, Scotty!

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: October 19, 2003

by AtheistDiary
10-19-03
Welcome to my planet. I extend my hand in galactic friendship! And as a sign of good will, I'll now tell you the secrets of the Universe.
***beep beep!*** ***beep beep!*** ***beep beep!***
Crap. Oprah's on. See ya!
Intelligent life, my ass ...