What in the HELL Were They Thinking?

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: November 5, 2003

by AtheistDiary
11-05-03
The Basic Premise of a Hospital Asthma Care Commercial I Saw Today
What's a good way to send a positive message to viewers about how much we care about children with asthma?
Hey, I know! We can trap a gold fish in a glass container, slowly let the water out, and film it's tortured, dying gasps for air! That'll show the purest essence of compassion!
uh ... wait a sec, didn't we already use that premise for an anti-drug commercial?
Ya, I'm not a very creative ad executive. And as it turns out, I'm also a sick evil fuck! Who knew?