Tough Crowd with Collin Twit

Author: AtheistDiary

Date: November 6, 2003

by AtheistDiary
11-06-03
(due to limited characters, try to suspend disbelief on this one)
Welcome back to Tough Crowd with Collin Quinn. Our subject now is Iraq. Do you think we should even be there, Atheist?
Not really, Collin. I don't think that --
WHAT??! HOW DARE YOU HAVE AN OPINION ON THIS SUBJECT THAT DIFFERS FROM MINE?!? NO! NO! SHUT UP, DUMMY! IF I YELL LOUDER THAN YOU AND KICK MY TABLE ENOUGH, I'LL BE EVEN MORE RIGHTER THAN YOU, STUPID!!!
I would absolutely love to cave your skull in with a baseball bat.
HA! You think a bat would make it through THIS thick head? I thwart your evil plan!